Joey Diaz - "Laurie Jack" (from Joe Rogan Experience

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2016
  • This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #884 with Joey Diaz ( • Joe Rogan Experience #... ), also available for download via iTunes & Stitcher (bit.ly/2hjtmr8).
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  • @VilleVaajanen
    @VilleVaajanen 7 лет назад +5421

    "They're green but good enough." I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BayAreaMike99
      @BayAreaMike99 7 лет назад +68

      Ville Vaajanen I was on the floor fucking laughing😂😂😂

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 6 лет назад +37

      I was sobbing laughing to that lmao

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 5 лет назад +31

      I'm so glad I finished my drink before that joke, I'm crying! I couldn't fucking breathe!

    • @bobloblaw9448
      @bobloblaw9448 4 года назад +14

      they were red when she put 'em on tho...ya know..with the infected goo slot n'all that goin on.

    • @MaraMash
      @MaraMash 4 года назад +6

      Somebody needs to show that bitch a fucking color wheel.

  • @moose1875
    @moose1875 7 лет назад +2713

    "I got crabs in 84 " Coco Diaz 2016

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 лет назад +4272

    Joey's laugh sounds like someone trying to boil a kettle without water.

    • @stephenporter4668
      @stephenporter4668 4 года назад +31

      I always thought it was like a street car scraping along tracks

    • @nunyabizwacks6711
      @nunyabizwacks6711 4 года назад +2

      Lmfao

    • @brianbarcus5853
      @brianbarcus5853 4 года назад +9

      Joey's laugh reminds me of Mutley the dog cartoon from the 1970s (FAF!): ruclips.net/video/3uSTOHa4Im4/видео.html

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ 4 года назад +7

      Sounds like a 1993 corolla starting up

    • @SoGiga
      @SoGiga 4 года назад

      LMFAO

  • @futurestrangeofficial
    @futurestrangeofficial 5 лет назад +1297

    No one makes Joe laugh like Diaz.
    "It was 84, Rock Hudson was dying"

  • @jord1340
    @jord1340 7 лет назад +1665

    this is my bedtime story.

  • @ericcam5556
    @ericcam5556 7 лет назад +1423

    How does he have such a fantastic memory??? His stories never end and the details are incredible

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 7 лет назад +45

      eric cam that's cause these stories are not real!

    • @kittylady6946
      @kittylady6946 7 лет назад +2

      Exactly.

    • @sofatrooper5266
      @sofatrooper5266 7 лет назад +104

      Then you are all clearly virgins because I guy always remembers getting laid.

    • @chikawowow123
      @chikawowow123 7 лет назад +5

      or youve just had so little sex you remember everytime.. hmmm. think about it.

    • @chikawowow123
      @chikawowow123 7 лет назад +3

      SofaTrooper do you not drink? forgetting is very possible

  • @Nebz123
    @Nebz123 7 лет назад +4461

    I usually don't believe much of comedians stories but every time I fact check Diaz he's accurate lol flutie threw the touchdown in 84

    • @chookymooky9607
      @chookymooky9607 5 лет назад +35

      Jarred Fernandes lmao 😂

    • @johngilbanni6385
      @johngilbanni6385 5 лет назад +340

      He’s only been telling stories for 30 years...He could tie that Doug Flutie story to any number of things of a funny nature. That being said, you can go two different ways. You can find it hilarious that he knows details, or you can also appreciate the art of bullshitting with some great writing skills and top notch story telling.

    • @ramsy4205
      @ramsy4205 5 лет назад +368

      He doesn't like to lie because his mother died when he was in high school and he never told her he had fallen a year back

    • @edgarallanpoe8917
      @edgarallanpoe8917 5 лет назад +211

      @@ramsy4205 it's good to see a real Coco fan

    • @tsteezy209
      @tsteezy209 4 года назад +7

      Jarred Fernandes Listen to John Gilbani my friend he is right, the devil is in the details.
      The confusion of trying to figure out why he would even lie about what he says, persuades you to giving him the benefit of the doubt.
      I’m not sure if it’s like what John said, the art of bullshitting or if that’s what people do with high I,q.’s when they’re trying to lie. But it is a good technique either way.

  • @jwizdum2103
    @jwizdum2103 4 года назад +1044

    "We started snortin coke, eatin' ass, it was FILTHY!" I'm done 😂

    • @kobeanderson6718
      @kobeanderson6718 2 года назад +15

      My God I was wheezing and crying from laughter lol and how fast he threw it only made it better

    • @richardquinones4943
      @richardquinones4943 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @BrolyLSSJ01
      @BrolyLSSJ01 2 года назад +13

      That sound Joe makes in the background at 5:04 as Joey says it is what makes this even funnier.

    • @beeweezee71888
      @beeweezee71888 Год назад

      Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessearana
      @jessearana 8 месяцев назад

      Tremendous!!!

  • @swaidin7406
    @swaidin7406 7 лет назад +2306

    Imagine if joey Diaz was your uncle

    • @BakerOrDie123
      @BakerOrDie123 5 лет назад +74

      A couple of mine aren't too far off lol.

    • @kodigity
      @kodigity 5 лет назад +61

      If i hit the lottery id give joey a million to be my uncle

    • @green2blue309
      @green2blue309 5 лет назад +15

      BakerOrDie123 I’ve got a couple that are pretty damn close too.
      I think we all have at least one of those uncles that’ll teach you the real shit that your parents don’t want you to know lol

    • @xandrine7603
      @xandrine7603 5 лет назад +13

      His daughter hit the father jackpot

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 лет назад +14

      He IS my uncle. Or at least we all call him Uncle Joey haha

  • @Davidonspecialk1
    @Davidonspecialk1 4 года назад +200

    "I even robbed the money, I took everythin" hhahahahaha

  • @timbibin1301
    @timbibin1301 4 года назад +150

    Joey "I got crabs over the holidays" Diaz 🤣🤣

  • @angelj313
    @angelj313 3 года назад +124

    "I woke up and Doug Flutie was throwing that quarter back", 🤣 One of the greatest story tellers of all-time 😂😂😂

  • @Nightowl333
    @Nightowl333 7 лет назад +150

    "They're green, but good enough" Hahaha 😂😂 that seriously is one of the funniest lines I've EVER heard in a story, his face too lol Joey is still the best ever

  • @yzwme586
    @yzwme586 7 лет назад +707

    I even robbed the money I took everything LMFAOOOOO

  • @tydollaz9850
    @tydollaz9850 7 лет назад +992

    This podcast had me deceased on the floor

    • @skeemarty
      @skeemarty 7 лет назад +70

      ty dollaz dude I was in on the train laughing out loud and people were staring a lot 😂😂

    • @H0DLTHED0R
      @H0DLTHED0R Год назад +1

      Did Elton John give you cpr or VD?

  • @robbo03
    @robbo03 Год назад +107

    One of the most legendary podcast clips ever

    • @willcool24
      @willcool24 Год назад +2

      I'm fucking rolling 🤣 wtf

  • @VRQuickDrawMcGraw
    @VRQuickDrawMcGraw 5 лет назад +42

    I absolutely fuckin lose it when Uncle Joey gets Joe going 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I can listen to them laughing all day long 😂😂

  • @HENRIQUEGODFATHER
    @HENRIQUEGODFATHER 7 лет назад +331

    there should be a show for Joey similar to how drunk history on CC works, he's on his couch smoking a joint telling a story while actors act it out. it'd be amazing

  • @aussiemma8426
    @aussiemma8426 7 лет назад +455

    Oh man that was good. Joey Diaz stories never get old. Nobody makes Rogan laugh like Joey Diaz lol

  • @DillyDilly13
    @DillyDilly13 5 лет назад +138

    Rogans laugh is so funny!

  • @MillennialBro
    @MillennialBro 4 года назад +99

    "I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂

  • @dannyellis9076
    @dannyellis9076 7 лет назад +67

    when joeys on its always a good time lol

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 4 года назад +124

    I have watched this so many times, still laugh my ass off everytime

  • @jjmadoublen7375
    @jjmadoublen7375 2 года назад +10

    "We started snorting lines, eating ass....it was filthy!!!"......one of the funniest lines ever uttered...I'm f@cking dead ☠️☠️

  • @effubishihateyou
    @effubishihateyou 5 лет назад +81

    Got crabs in the 84/85 season LOL

  • @_Delta_P_
    @_Delta_P_ 2 года назад +5

    Joey 'I got crabs over the holiday's and noticed in the bathroom at the port authority" Diaz

  • @Joesorr324
    @Joesorr324 4 года назад +73

    The way Joe looks up and says "People Are So Fucked Up" is like he is praying to god. I'm ded

  • @AleixoTeixeira
    @AleixoTeixeira 7 лет назад +36

    Joey Diaz is the fucking man.

  • @devondanklin1808
    @devondanklin1808 Год назад +4

    “I’m on fire!!” Lmao good lord I wish I had that amount of confidence

  • @60SecondReviewsUK
    @60SecondReviewsUK 7 лет назад +174

    I had tears in my eyes watching this. I laughed hard

  • @jamesgannon7093
    @jamesgannon7093 4 года назад +35

    6:04 "yeah, the 84-85 season I got crabs"

  • @hmackprotection1
    @hmackprotection1 7 лет назад +48

    If you're not laughing at this shit, something's wrong with you

  • @MNToor
    @MNToor 7 лет назад +156

    Joe, you gotta have Duncan Trussel, Eddie Bravo and Joey Diaz every week, this should be a fucking RITUAL!

    • @theresnothingwrongwithbein2335
      @theresnothingwrongwithbein2335 7 лет назад +1

      Mahmood Toorani 100%

    • @BrianSweeney89
      @BrianSweeney89 7 лет назад

      Eric Cartman agreed

    • @dixinears8004
      @dixinears8004 7 лет назад

      Duncan Trussel was one of my favorite interviews ever! Clapping while shushing at the Tiger Woods apology speech was comedic gold.

    • @dixinears8004
      @dixinears8004 7 лет назад +2

      +Rayach Matar - JRE #863, His story starts at 2:01:35 He talks about the Cacophony Society.

  • @MrCircus177
    @MrCircus177 6 лет назад +45

    I almost choked on my food several times from laughing so hard.

  • @jesseperez6946
    @jesseperez6946 3 года назад +24

    "She was dating a rocky" 😂

  • @Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada
    @Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada 7 лет назад +35

    whenever I'm having a bad day I just watch this and it never fucking fails to make me laugh

  • @alicialovesgaming
    @alicialovesgaming 5 лет назад +79

    I also love that he described getting crabs like it was a stocking stuffer or a seasonal cold "I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂

  • @mindcrime2010
    @mindcrime2010 5 лет назад +56

    She dated a Rocky 😂😂😂

  • @REVOFEV792
    @REVOFEV792 7 лет назад +153

    Joe's laugh had me dying LOL

  • @happinessisnowhere73
    @happinessisnowhere73 7 лет назад +73

    SHES GOT THE JACK

    • @BradyB21
      @BradyB21 4 года назад +5

      The Jack Jack Jack Jack

    • @ganfiteatro96
      @ganfiteatro96 Год назад

      ​@@BradyB21 A rocker, a rocky

  • @cameronludwick9133
    @cameronludwick9133 Год назад +20

    Uncle Joey feeds off laughter like birdman and the sun hahaha

  • @derekvalenti9365
    @derekvalenti9365 Год назад +3

    I got crabs for the holidays..

  • @ok-wf3fp
    @ok-wf3fp Год назад +6

    2:39
    Joey Diaz: “And that was “👹hEr NaMe👹”

  • @KaizokuKevin
    @KaizokuKevin 7 лет назад +23

    I was fuckin howling the first time i listened to this and i still am

  • @zachcraig6536
    @zachcraig6536 7 лет назад +21

    You two make me laugh harder than I ever have. Thank you!

  • @ELWOPPO2010
    @ELWOPPO2010 2 года назад +3

    " I gotta talk to Lauri, Theirs something missing"
    What does that even mean lol 😆

  • @brianbarcus5853
    @brianbarcus5853 4 года назад +12

    Another classic story from Uncle Joey! He should release a DVD Box Set of all of his best stories.

  • @schoolbusgraveyard
    @schoolbusgraveyard Год назад +3

    damn he tell a story haha, “hahaha it was 84, rock hudson was dead, i didn’t use a condom, fuck it”

  • @abcIrish123
    @abcIrish123 7 лет назад +36

    Bangin, bangin, BANGING! lmao love Joey!!

  • @Phelpsy_x
    @Phelpsy_x 7 лет назад +40

    I was crying at the hotel story 😂😂😂

  • @lanceehrsam8296
    @lanceehrsam8296 3 года назад +12

    This is my favorite Joey Diaz story. Tells it so good

  • @tristanhemy5240
    @tristanhemy5240 11 месяцев назад +3

    "we started snortin' coke".
    Joe: HAHAHAHA
    "eatin' ass".
    Joe: AHHHHHHHH

  • @annamiller4114
    @annamiller4114 4 года назад +26

    Joey has lived a very Bukowski-esque life. What an interesting man.

  • @skyepaul261
    @skyepaul261 4 года назад +17

    "I even robbed the money" I'M SO DEAD

  • @convoy3991
    @convoy3991 5 лет назад +14

    Joe's laugh genuinely makes me happy

  • @Delboy85
    @Delboy85 7 лет назад +121

    I'm sitting in McDonald's with my ear phones in listening to this story with my head down looking at the screen breaking my balls laughing only for the manager to come over and ask me to keep it down and when she walks away I realise the whole of McDonald's is staring at me.. Fucking hilarious!!..

    • @jovabo112
      @jovabo112 7 лет назад +17

      Derek M Moore who the fuck goes to a mcdonalds for a quiet time?! bunch of cocksuckas!

  • @mariyatakeuchi9009
    @mariyatakeuchi9009 2 года назад +6

    I've watched this clip once every day for a week straight. it simply doesn’t get old

  • @zmoneysunday2069
    @zmoneysunday2069 2 года назад +3

    Joey best storyteller ever. And he just keeps going and going...I love him.

  • @MaggieLeonard
    @MaggieLeonard 2 года назад +41

    Always cheers me up. This JRE moment. Never gets old. Real or not the comedic delivery is genius. And joe's laugh. This moment is iconic lmao. Its genius because of the set up information in the beginning. Genius storytelling lmao

    • @TheEndo1000cod
      @TheEndo1000cod 2 года назад +1

      How can you think this is fake? Haven't heard much of Joey then

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah definitely in the Hall of Fame of JRE clips

  • @siedhaholmes9945
    @siedhaholmes9945 6 лет назад +10

    Joey has the absolute best stories!

  • @maluorno
    @maluorno 7 лет назад +8

    i could listen to Joey tell stories all day

  • @bjkarana
    @bjkarana Год назад +2

    @6:05 - "The '84-'85 _season"_ 😂

  • @michaelhibbert1613
    @michaelhibbert1613 4 года назад +8

    when he started singing AC/DC I lost it 😂😂

  • @seantripp6028
    @seantripp6028 7 лет назад +102

    I feel like I'm back in the Navy.

  • @mitchtheowl5415
    @mitchtheowl5415 2 года назад +10

    5:03 Joe's laugh killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CqThatdude
    @CqThatdude Год назад +1

    ''I don't give a fuck about the Vd, or the Jack ,or the dry hump!'' 😂😂

  • @tlakehlubi1214
    @tlakehlubi1214 3 года назад +16

    “She pops up on Facebook like two years ago, I’m like Laurie how are ya” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @midwestmonstaz3655
    @midwestmonstaz3655 4 года назад +23

    Joey “This is how crazy I was” Diaz

  • @alexdesantis8310
    @alexdesantis8310 3 года назад +12

    This guy has gotta be the funniest man alive literally wheezing for 5 mins 😂😭😂😭

  • @brob-zy8zi
    @brob-zy8zi 3 года назад +3

    This is awesome. I love listening to Joey's stories! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tosh_is_me942
    @tosh_is_me942 2 года назад +2

    "Do you have a bug problem? ever since you moved in theres been crabs and shit" hahahahaha

  • @LeviMendes86
    @LeviMendes86 7 лет назад +3

    One of the best podcast moments ever :-) I think I watched this one a thousand times :-)

  • @danielskillings955
    @danielskillings955 6 лет назад +7

    Joe and Joey you guys are awesome thank you I listen to you every day and can't stop laughing keep doing what you are doing

  • @Nichthejit
    @Nichthejit 3 года назад +17

    “We started snortin coke, eatin ass I mean it was filthy!” Me and Joe Rogan had the same damn reaction I couldn’t breathe 😂😂

  • @DinoTheThird
    @DinoTheThird 3 года назад +10

    I always come back to this video and laugh just as hard every time 😂😂

  • @MrJayehawk
    @MrJayehawk 4 года назад +7

    "...over the holidays." Hilarious throwaway line.

  • @modestogutierrez8245
    @modestogutierrez8245 Год назад +3

    You know there's going to be some good stories when Joey starts saying "I'll never forget this..."

  • @WhataGamerTX
    @WhataGamerTX 2 года назад +5

    Gosh! Y’all need to do a pod cast together again! Love them always laughing my ass off

  • @stuna91
    @stuna91 7 лет назад +20

    I want joey and eddie on the show ALWAYS. Lets get the holy trinity going.

  • @KU-mq4er
    @KU-mq4er 7 лет назад +7

    Absolutely tremendous.

  • @62SG
    @62SG 7 лет назад +29

    This could be Joey's best ever story.

  • @NYYUNDERGROUND
    @NYYUNDERGROUND Год назад +2

    One of the greatest clips of all time

  • @CO8ism
    @CO8ism 6 лет назад

    Diaz has like the best memory. I struggle to explain what I had for dinner in this amount of detail and this guy can tell stories from 84 like they happened this day!

  • @jakeferreirafamily
    @jakeferreirafamily 2 года назад +4

    “I’ll never forget this it’s not even funny”-Joey Diaz as he lays down the funniest story known to man

  • @jsbfkdls
    @jsbfkdls 5 лет назад +6

    Joes laugh is the best one out there

  • @chanimarie6692
    @chanimarie6692 2 года назад +1

    This is one of my favorite Joey stories!

  • @bungee8186
    @bungee8186 4 года назад +1

    This is the best story of all time I LOVE IT!!

  • @cheifbsog22ny
    @cheifbsog22ny 4 года назад +5

    BANGING DOG BANGING!!!! Sounds like a convo between me and my boys😂😂😂

  • @MrAppie9090
    @MrAppie9090 4 года назад +13

    Holy shit, Coco is the best storyteller around! I died laughing!

  • @Lord.Smith.the.first.
    @Lord.Smith.the.first. 5 лет назад +1

    watching joe and joey's back and forth makes me laugh so much

  • @showerthoughts3572
    @showerthoughts3572 Год назад +1

    “Red”
    “Green but good enough” CRYINGG 😂

  • @Wrcallofduty420
    @Wrcallofduty420 Год назад +5

    Rogans laugh is contagious 😂

  • @darinmitchell6650
    @darinmitchell6650 7 лет назад +17

    "They're green but good enough"

  • @Deleteriously
    @Deleteriously 7 лет назад +1

    Watching Joe Rogan laugh is always hysterical, it doesn't even matter if I find the material he's laughing at humorous. God bless you, Joe Rogan.

  • @Ricardo-oh7kg
    @Ricardo-oh7kg 5 лет назад +1

    I wish i could live every day the way joe does when hes around joey

  • @sashachornyi2611
    @sashachornyi2611 7 лет назад +25

    Coco should write some childen's books of christmas stories.

  • @scotia7326
    @scotia7326 3 года назад +8

    Joey's laugh kinda sounds like a jumpscare from a horror game.

  • @guitarest452452
    @guitarest452452 4 года назад +2

    I have close friends and we get weak like that. Love it. Best pod cast ever

  • @oliphantk
    @oliphantk 3 года назад

    One of the best stories from Mr. Diaz!

  • @chefboiarty
    @chefboiarty 4 года назад +4

    Lmaooo😂😂😂😂 We really need a Joey Diaz biopic! Most theaters probably wouldn’t allow it, but fuck it, it would be great😂😂😭😭